Halloween

WED 10:39 PM

GO
SEE
DOCTOR
SLERP
SLEEP EVEN

I just saw a reference to it today. new Stephen King movie?

YES
Shining sequel

Whoa! Really?
The Shining needed a sequel?

And probably the most accurate book to film adaption ever
I take it you didn’t read the book
Danny Torrance as a grown up

Nope. I have only read King’s shorter works.

Watch the Kubrick movie again first if it’s been awhile
But absolutely go
Outstanding

Cool! I’ll add it to the list
You’ll never guess what movie I’m watching right now
For the first time ever

Umm… Mean Girls

It’s a classic horror flick. Somehow I just never saw it.

Friday the 13th
Can’t possibly be Halloween

I saw Friday the 13th at your place
But you’re right on the second guess
Halloween

Dude
John Carpenter is a damn genius

Crazy, right?
Just one of those movies I never saw back in the day
I realized I should just watch it

I love how Michael is stalking Laurie IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAYTIME
Station wagon of dooooom

It’s great.
When he stabs the guy into the wall and admires his work
Goddamn genius

No spoilers. I’m only like 35 min in

Oh crap
Sorry
Sorry
You’ll spot it now that I said it tho
Yup. Michael Myers is by far the best slasher killer
I’ll let you go to concentrate

I’ll drop you a line after to let you know what I thought

Yessir

(a few minutes later)

HOLY BALLS I CANNOT TAKE THIS

It really is a masterpiece

You can totally see how it launched an entire genre that never matched the original. There are scenes that are unbelievably tense and should not be

It’s all Carpenter

This is a master class in tension
It’s like every five minutes there is Myers in the goddamned background

Yeah man
By a tree. Behind a bush

AAAAAAAA HE WAS IN THE CAR

You are the best to watch horror with
I’m having a blast just playing it in my head

WTF SHERIFF YOU CANT JUST WALK UP AND PUT YOUR HAND ON SOMEBODY’S SHOULDER FROM BEHIND WITHOUT WARNING

OH HERE WE GO
BLONDE #2 IS DRINKING AND IS GONNA BANG HER BOYFRIEND
THEY ARE BOTH GONNA DIE

On the nosey

WTF HE IS IN THE LIVING ROOM WHILE THEY ARE ON THE COUCH
Oh don’t take the phone off the hook that’s a bad OOOOOH MY GOD
HE IS IN THE SAME ROOM I JUST SAW HIS SHADOW

Lol awesome

OMG DUDE YOU DO NOT NEED A BEER RIGHT NOW
TRUST ME ON THIS

Always need a beer

THE DOOR JUST SWUNG OPEN
WHY WON’T ANYBODY LATCH THE DOORS IN THIS TOWN

It’s a small town with no crime

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOBBOBBOB
Dude he just stood there looking at that poor kid

Genius

That was the creepiest thing I have ever seen in a slasher movie

Yup

He just kept looking at him

Yup. Like art

That was so simple and so perfect

The best shot in any horror movie ever

These next 23 minutes are going to be rough

Next 23 is all Curtis

maybe I should go get a beer
NO WAIT I WANT TO LIVE

OH HELL THAT IS NOT A GHOST

Do you like what you see
I think that’s her line

This is the most ridiculous scene and it is awesome
He actually put Bob’s glasses on

Yup

Dude, I am not going to survive watching Jamie Lee Curtis walk around this dark house for another 5 minutes

And there’s Donald Pleasance staking out the wrong house!
GET TO THE MURDER SCENE YOU DAFFY BASTARD

Okay this music needs to stop
Freaks the hell out of me

Dum dumdum dum dumdum

Classic John Carpenter “Let’s make a soundtrack with only five notes”
But this time it really works

JAMIE WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE MURDER HOUSSSSSSSSE
NOBODY YOU ARE CALLING FOR WILL ANSWER YOU
STOP DRAWING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF JAMIE

She doesn’t know that

OMG THE BED IS A GRAVEYARD

Yeah. Just awesome

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Yessir

DUDE NEXT DOOR IS NOT FAR AWAY ENOUGH KEEP GOING
TOMMY
TOMMY
TOMMYYYYYYYY OPEN THE MF DOOR MAN

Yup
He really should

MOST OMINOUS STREET CROSSING EVER
OH MAN
DERRICK I CAN HEAR HIM BREATHING
AAAA THAT SEWING NEEDLE IS NOT ENOUGH

It’ll do

OMG DONALD PLEASANCE IS AS USELESS AS TEATS ON A BOAR

Hey now
Not totally

HE IS LITERALLY JUST STROLLING AROUND MURDERTOWN USA

He’s smart enough to know screaming kids is bad

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Lol
I know. It’s so good

WTF JAMIE GET THE KIDS OUT OF THERE

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WELL YOU SURE TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME DONALD

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THE BODY IS GONE
WHERE IS THE BODY DERRICK

Walking to the hospital to continue terrorizing Curtis in Halloween 2

holy crap, dude that was intense

those final shots of the houses in the neighborhood were so chilling
I seriously jumped at least five times in this thing

Halloween has all of this in-the-moment tension
Even where there shouldn’t be any
like STANDING BY A FREAKING HEDGE

Yup. Genius

That was so much scarier than it should have been
I have seen a hundred slasher films
I know all the tropes
And somehow this one felt really fresh

And it was pretty much the first
Carpenter didn’t make a ton of films but they are all fantastic

This was magnificent
Also, a strong case for psychiatrists to pack heat

When Michael busted into the closet, my legs tensed so hard
I gave myself cramps in both feet

Yeah man. Punched right through it

i am in so much pain right now

Lol

The Moment of Truth is
if Donald Pleasance did his damned job I would not be in pain now

See you in hell Donald Pleasance

Halloween 02

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