Alien

It doesn’t matter if no one can hear you scream in space. They wouldn’t save you anyway.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Prince Harry probably shows this movie every year on his grandmother’s birthday. Frank Drebin told us so.

House of Flying Daggers

Passion and battle are alike in that a little of either stirs the soul, but too much eventually proves fatal.

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Caring too much and caring too little are each their own brand of lunacy, especially for those of us who need a little help carrying our emotional baggage.

Road House

In a better world, a world we don’t really deserve, this movie would have begun with the words, “Based on a true story.”