Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

Well, kids, look on the bright side: life only gets easier from here. Probably. Hopefully. Maybe. Good luck.

The Purge

This is that rare horror movie where the premise is scarier than its execution.

In a world where great spies usually become dead spies, survival is its own form of punishment.

Die. Laughing.

Nobody is immune to war. Except, maybe, the ones who are selling it.

We who are about to die, salute you. Or not.

War has a way of turning the phony tough and the crazy brave into something else: the unafraid.

Does a pile of dead bodies justify a misguided chase after a girl who doesn’t love you? Depends on who you’re asking, partner.

The pen is indeed mightier than the sword…especially if you don’t bother to question what it writes.

Who is John Galt? We are!

Everybody knows it’s better to be a pirate than it is to join the navy.

The world could use a lot more Baymax. Like, a whole lot more.

The only way this modern whodunit could have been improved is if Tim Curry played the butler.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

I wasn’t even supposed to be here today.

Half you been half-asleep? And have you heard voices? I hear them calling my name.

Go, Speed Racer! Go, Speed Racer! Go, Speed Racer, Gooo!

Ever want to see what a movie looks like with the Caps Lock button on? YOU’RE WELCOME

There are some places where even justice can die from exposure.

Alright, alright, alright.