The Expendables

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Commando

If this movie had a finishing title card, it wouldn’t read “The End.” It would read “You’re Welcome.”

No matter how bad things get, just remember what your Uncle Arnold always says: If it bleeds, you can kill it.

The only thing more dangerous than having a Terminator on your side is a badass mom who will fight a whole war by herself just to keep her son safe.

Read this article if you want to live.